Since the site's inception, many people have written in with insightful comments. Surprisingly, more of the e-mails came in when the site was down to express disappointment. We would like to share some of the choice e-mails with our loyal viewers. All real contact info has been obscurred.

Last updated Sat Jan 25 10:12:22 PST 2002


Date: Tue, 24 Aug 1999 01:58:05 EDT
From: JOKR12
Subject: (no subject)

WHY DONT THE SITE WORK NO MORE IT WAS FUN TO SEND TO MY FRIENDS TO GROSS THEM OUT!


Date: Sun, 03 Oct 1999 01:59:46 GMT
From: Pixee 86

i visited http://goatse.cx not knowing what it was and i was disgusted. its worse than most porn. whatever the creator (i assume that being you) was thinking they sure werent very smart. im very disgusted


Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1999 20:20:34 -0400 (EDT)
From: Dope Cheese
Subject: is that you?

are you the one behind goatse.cx?!? that site is just wrong! my friends are like obsessed with that site. that is just plain sick dude!


Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2000 12:25:41 -0500
From: KIno8
Subject: host me

i think you're the guy that runs goatse.cx right?...well can you host my site, ill pay you or something


Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 23:10:55 EST
From: Mayomax98
Subject: site

who is that rippin there ass open on yur site? are you a fuckin fag or somethin????


Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 11:06:20 +0100
From: Assar
Subject: ugly pictures

To whome it may concern

At our webbsite we have had the nasty experience of receiving a pornographic picture from "firewall" with the homepage www.goatse.cx
Since our homesite is a kindergartensite it is abusive and missleading for our visitors at our gustbook.If you have the possibility to trace the person who put the picture inour guestbook we would be very pleased.
kindest regards
Assar/managing director


Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 12:07:10 -0500
From: Ayaz
Subject: I am seeing this page instead of the site I expected

What happened to the loose asshole? I was expecting to see a loose asshole at www.goatse.cx, but it wasn't there. What's up with that? Please fix this problem ASAP.


Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 17:26:26 EST
From: MMLTY
Subject: hey

what happened to the giver and receiver pages? i was having a great time grossing out all my friends!!!!
screw the system if you took them down for TOS!!!


Date: Tue, 07 Mar 2000 12:12:15 +0100
From: Francisco
Subject: QUIERO VOLVER A VER EL OJETE

PLEASE I WANT TO SEE THE HOLE OF THAT MAN AGAIN.TOCHACOCA.


Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 11:28:02 +0100
From: Sergio
Subject: HOY ES UN DIA MUY MALO

VAMOS A VER ACABO DE BORRAR LOS MENSAJES MAS PRECIADOS DE MI PUTA VIDA POR ERROR ,ASI QUE NO ME JODAS TU MAS Y VUELVE A COLOCAR ESA PUTA PAGINA DEL OJETE UNA PUĐETERA VEZ PARA QUE PUEDA ENVIARLA A MIS COLEGUIS .AU BUY HASTA LA VISTA .COM OJETE.ES MARICON.NET .


Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 20:28:14 -0500
From: David
Subject: OK...

I thought my first e-mail reminded you of the horrors you were doing to the world! I thought goatse.cx was gone for good. I see now that you truly have no heart. Defend yourself in the court of my public opinion! Explain the reasons for the horror that is goatse.cx!


Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2000 14:32:54 -0500
From: crazy-legs
Subject: Where's the beef?

We're here for the pictures to scare our friends. No more legitimate pages, we want others to question our morality!


Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 02:07:04 -0800
From: yerk boy
Subject: goat sex

You are one sick fuck my friend... keep up the good work.


Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 08:57:25 -0800
From: Lawrence
Subject: You fucking turd.

Get a life.
Go away.
Slashdot does not need homosexuals like you prancing around and linking to horrendously offensive material.
"Decency"
Do you know what that word means?
You should be ashamed of yourself.


Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 14:09:26 -0500
From: Orbis
Subject: Yo

Godlike Admin,
Im quite interested in that blazin FTP.. Why don't you hook me up with a leech account and gimmie the crack to CuteZip1.0 ...
<Romeo> Wikkid: try at http://crackz:warez@www.goatse.cx I think they have what you need. But keep the logon and pass private please. Dont mind the pics, if you find the hidden link your in, and if you cant find it then your too lame to use it ;■


Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2000 12:50:09 -0600
From: Falyna
Subject: That is not funny!!!!!!!!

||||||||||||||||||||||||||||IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||


Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2000 09:28:43 -0700 (PDT)
From: Frightstar
Subject: u are god

Man, dude, there is this one channel on dalnet called #anarchy where we like just fucking worship your goatse.cx page. we send like every lamer to that page whenever they ask us how to make bombs n' shit. I doubt you will but im gonna make a request for it anyway. If you could set up an email server and i could have a frighter@goatse.cx you would be god. i would worship you with all of my heart. I will pose for you.

ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES!!!
The Frightstar


Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 12:14:20 -0600
From: hacked@attrition.org
Subject: Urgent! Security incident on your machine! www.goatse.cx

Greetings.
You are being contacted because you are listed as an Internic contact for the domain referred to.
Attrition.org monitors computer crime on the internet. In the past few minutes, we have been notified that your domain was hacked, and your web page defaced. This means that the intruder has edited your web page in some way. Due to this, it is quite likely that one or all of the machines on your network are compromised. You may wish to take immediate action to correct this problem and respond to the intrusion.
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Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 21:28:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: Justin
Subject: ASSHOLE

SIR IS THAT YOUR BIG LOOSE ASSHOLE ON THERE? I WOULD LIKE TO STICK MY HEAD IN IT AND STUFF!


Date: Tue, 30 May 2000 17:19:21 -0700
From: Robogolf
Subject: thanx

Thanx [girl's full name omitted] from oakland california who goes to holy cross college for sending me here great, i thought i was getting homework help!!!
bitch


Date: Wed, 31 May 2000 00:45:19 GMT
From: Erik
Subject: worship

Your site has truly become a classic. So much, in fact, that a group of my dedicated gamer friends have honored it (and promoted it) in a more creative way that just spraying it on guestbooks and bulletin boards, which is quite lame.
We play Ultima Online (http://www.owo.com), a multiplayer online game of the likes of Everquest and Asheron's Call, which you might be familiar. You basically run around and kill people, but in a more sophisticated way than quake (characters are persistent, people own property, etc). In this game, your character looks something like this:

[Guildtitle, GAB]
      0
     ---
      /\

..where GAB is your Guild ABbreviation. In my infinite wisdom, I created the following guild with the mandatory following guildtitle for every member:

[http://goatse, CX]

And told each person we killed (whom we made sure we knew in real life and we knew they were over 18 of course) the following:

Congratulations! You have just died! See your corpse at http://goatse.cx!

Anyway, your site rocks man. DON'T CHANGE A THING.
(Note: I have since disbanded this guild for fear of getting banned from the game, and because I don't want to show it to any kids. I'm not that bad. It was fun while it lasted. I'll send you some screenshots if I can find any. Sorry for the lame stick figures.) :)
- Minsc


Date: Wed, 31 May 2000 21:58:38 EDT
From: Z4NG
Subject: AHH

AHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT. DAMN THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING GROSS I FUCKING HAD A SEIZURE WHEN I SAW THAT DAMN SHIT. GOD DAMNIT IM FUCKING DISGUSTED. GOD DAMN.


Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 15:24:04 +1200
From: Anderson&Laird Family
Subject: is it yours?

is that your dick and/or ass? & if it is did you have surgery on it?
PS. does the giver/receiver mean that the guy with the big dick gave the massive ashole to the other guy?
by bumfucking him?


Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 00:16:50 -0400
From: bkuda
Subject: your ass

although i thouroughly enjoy seeing your fucking ass every time i have tried to visit the ani message board, COULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE IT. what the fuck is wrong with you people? keep it to yourself and the other sick fucks who WANT to look at it, not us. jeez.....


Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 15:19:53 +0300
From: Jan S. <@*.fi>
Subject: This site sucks

This site sucks


Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 02:03:48 +1000
From: Micheal M.
Subject: ahahhahahahamuuuuhahahaha

you just ruined the remainder of my life...
that is really sick, yet i cant look away...
muhahahmuahahahahhahahehehehehe


Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2000 21:06:25 PDT
From: Jax A.
Subject: YEAH!!!!

DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

very fucking
FUCKERBUBISH!!
BASDARD SEX!!!!


Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 00:12:11 EDT
From: UTstud80
Subject: get some girls

get some farm animals fucking young teen


Date: Sat, 03 Jun 2000 01:25:48 -0400
From: shawncorn
Subject: _Stinger

On behalf of #quake, thanks _stinger, for warding off countless lamers. some associated quotes:

<^|D|^> it has a WIDE ASS open, and i hate ugly shit like that

<Over^Kill> www.goatse.cx <LoVeMoNkE> oh well I wish I was him

<m0pt0p> dont goto that place <m0pt0p> its a man spreading his butt cheeks


Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 01:03:00 -0500
From: Sarah Beth
Subject: I'm the giver

Why the hell did u paste a picture of my dick on the giver?


Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 00:47:37 -0700
From: Psycho
Subject: haha!

This site is like sick i'll be sure to send all my friends to it lol they're in for a suprise!!!!!


Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 07:11:43 -0400
From: Joe D.
Subject: wow

and my girlfriend said i had a loose ass!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAYAUMMMMMMMMMMM


Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 13:45:39 -0700
From: Nanette S.

hey that's pretty gross.
How did he get his asshole so big?!?!?!


Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2000 01:43:32 -0400 (EDT)
From: e3_23
Subject: All hail goatse.cx!

Yo, me and the rest of the boys on Esper net #security would like to thank you for all of the laughs and shit we had looking at yer page. I'd also like to request to know what proggie(s) you used to make the loose asshole, it's fucked up, and it's funny as shit. Keep up da shit.
-- manaTOR


Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2000 04:10:41 EDT
From: NativeHouston

I love the obviously edited picture of the giver. I wish he was real!! i would love to do him.


Date: 4 Jun 2000 22:55:19 +0200
From: Ugur
Subject: WOW

Now the Question: "Who has the biggest asshole?" has an Answer.....


Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2000 21:20:53 EDT
From: TexBandel
Subject: my disguest with your pathetic site

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
I LOVE IT!!!!! I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT. WHO IS THAT GUY? I WANT TO DO THAT!!


Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2000 22:43:54 -0400
From: DVS01 (iWank)
Subject: HAHAHA! Ownage!

This site owns my ass.. (heh.. ass.. )
That guy's hands look like my father's hands! its fucking weird anyways.. this site fucking kicks ass.. I'd wank to if it if it were a girl..
hmm.. you should make a girl version of that.. that'd own. I'd actually wank to that shit even tho its fucking nasty.. hahahah
btw, goats kick ass
bleat
TOKENDOMELAKALEMA!!


Date: Mon, 5 Jun 2000 14:26:06 -0400 (EDT)
From: viktor
Subject: Goatse Clan!

We think goatse.cx is such a kickass page, so to promote it, we have created a clan that plays games such as Half-life, Counterstrike, Quake 3 and Unreal. All players use the tag [goatse] in front of their names. The clan has a homepage,
http://goatseclan.cjb.net
Always when playing on the net we bug all the players to visit the page. We also try to make everyone else we know go there as well, and I think your site has gotten a shitload of hits because of us.
Praise goatse.cx!


Date: Mon, 5 Jun 2000 21:27:02 +0300
From: Conny
Subject: site

who you are, are you a stupid gay fagot, that's sick , that you host this fuckin shit on your site, what could be a much better site without this motherf... shit on your site, your sick dude, go to a doctor.


Date: Mon, 05 Jun 2000 21:29:16 -0500
From: Mike
Subject: Got you another domainname!

Hey I did you a favor goto: http://www.biganal.com


Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2000 03:02:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: Arnim
Subject: Hilarious, Thanks.

Sorry for the boring tone of the email, but I am in work-mode.
Three points:
1) I am guessing that a large percentage of humans has at one time or another drawn drawn big-genetalia cartoons. Upon self-reflection, I think it's a perfectly normal urge. Herman Hesse refers to it in "Narcissus and Goldmund". I have a feeling that some of your critics have forgotten that they have done the exact same thing - or they are secretly offended that you did it so much better...
2) This is a fantastic link send to male friends who are in denial of their homosexuality.
3) I think that those of us who think its funny are people who, frankly, have gotten used to porn, accept it, and get on with our lives...
cheers, and thanks for pissing off the squares. Hope you don't mind us copying your work for gags/pranks.


Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2000 22:15:15 +1000
From: Shane O.
Subject: bargeass

wow you did a good job changin a pussy into someguys ass..
i hear butt plugs are cheap at the local pharmacy if ya send me an email i maybe able to help that poor guy out with some


Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2000 22:16:32 EDT
From: O0BuBbLeChAsEr0o

sweet mr.hacker i luv ya
~Hollie aka Rainbow Brite


Date: Wed, 7 Jun 2000 17:16:23 -0700
From: John B.

yo , dont show dat gross shit, r u a fuckin queer or some shit,
peace


Date: Wed, 7 Jun 2000 21:56:22 -0400 (EDT)
From: Syntax Error
Subject: uh .. err ..

I noticed you have no positive feedback. Or maybe I read over it :P But anyways. Your site is very informative and edumacational, definitely the best site out there. EH?!? What am I, on crack?!? That site is fucking sick, man!!! I don't even WANNA know how you got those pics!! I almost threw up first time I saw that!!! Um I mean .. only time I saw that!!! It fucking took me hours to even forget I ever saw those pics, then someone brought it up again, and .. Aghhhh just shoot me now!!! And why the hell goatse.cx ?!? I don't see any GOATS on there!!! Do *you*?!?!? Dude if I wanted to look up someone's asshole, I'd do it myself. Now excuse me while I go puke again.
`SyN`


Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2000 17:25:44 -0400
From: Claudia
Subject: bahahaha

i love sending naive, innocent web newbies to this page, especially my own family... as FOUL as the picture it, it fucking rules!!! and the people who cease to see the humor in it then just shoudn't be alive as far as i am concerned :)


Date: Fri, 9 Jun 2000 00:57:07 -0500
From: FTIGER72
Subject: nasty

hey thats some nasty shit man. Are u a guy slut? Quit showin that shi* to everyone. But its a free world


Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2000 04:07:04 -0500
From: nick
Subject: animals and chicks

hey......make a chick version or maybe an animal version..........make the sight big......please.,...that would be mad funny!


Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2000 12:58:03 -0400
From: Phyllis
Subject: Is that thing real?

Hi. I was just wondering about the "reciever"......I just wanted to know if that was real or not. I'm having a hard time believeing that it could actually get THAT big. Please respond and let me know.

Curious in CA


Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2000 22:28:23 +0800
From: Michael R.
Subject: sick!!! - really sick

how does the giver get his Speedos on??? how does the taker sit down???


Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2000 15:51:11 -0400
From: yuri
Subject: if u think this is sick..

I am still waiting to get the sheepsex.com going cause they didn't send the reply, but for now here is my temperary sheepsex site.. http://bukfutter6.8m.com/TheGiver.html go here for all ur nasty sheep fetishes


Date: Sun, 11 Jun 2000 00:32:17 +0100
From: Stephen S.

MMMMMM HOW MUCH LUBRICANT WAS NEEDED FOR THAT SHOT IM JOKING BUT IT TRULY IS SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Date: Sun, 11 Jun 2000 16:37:36 -0700
From: soy
Subject: you rock

i've probably tricked about 1000 people into going onto your site.. thanks for the re-usable land mind :D


Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 05:12:49 GMT
From: Dustin C.
Subject: sdf

HI!!!
i recently saw your WONDERFUL site goatse.cx.. I WAS SOOO PLEASED! I thought i was the only one that liked my anus pluged by HUGE FAT DICKS (not to mention horses and mules) i love the large auns pictures! Some day i aspire to have someone take a picture of my ass so i can send it to your site.
I want to have a picture of my large anus with a rubberband around my balls, and my little puppy licking my nuts after they turn blue. After that i would like to get a picture of me and my grandpappy outside with my daddy. I want gramps to plug my ass with his peep, then have daddy suck me off. If im lucky, grammy will watch and look at grandpappy, slap on her harness and cram gramps in the ass.
THANK YOU!! your picture has inspired my new porn fetish, and my desire to have my relitves fuck me, while my dog licks my nuts. THANK YOU!!!


Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 02:15:59 -0300
From: monkeyboy
Subject: something smells like ass!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! THAT MUST HAVE HURT!!!


Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 09:37:51 +1000
From: fyshy
Subject: Sick freak

You are a sick fucker... I think you should keep it up..
While the pictures scare me, I have to salute you, on your fine effort.
ror-the-whore


Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 20:40:55 +0100
From: Cerulean S.
Subject: My therapy

You're paying for the bills, you sick dude.


Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 15:56:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: Bill S.
To: nanog@merit.edu
Subject: Re: attention net-grrls

What's ********'s policy on hosting foul websites (www.goatse.cx)
I've seen it plastered all over *ix message boards and crap.


Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 17:46:48 +0200
From: raquel fernandez
Subject: From Rjajaja

Hi, I'm Rjajaja and I'm your most jealous fan...I LOVE YOU, GOATSEEEEEE !!!!!!


Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 12:14:52 -0400
From: grok
Subject: Heh

Your source is pretty indented like.
And thanks to your design, i've grossed out friends, teachers and grandparents alike!
Thanks goatse.cx ! :P


Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000 02:59:09 GMT
From: Dave N.
Subject: I love your site!

For the sexual satisfaction of an out and out pervert like myself, your site can't be beaten! Many's the time I wanked over that glistening red hole! Please don't take the site down again. I couldn't live without my daily goatse.cx-induced ejaculation.


Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000 21:01:50 -0300 (ADT)
From: Steve D.
Subject: Excellent.

Your site is truly excellent. I have single handedly grossed out everyone in my office. I was greatly upset when I found that (for a couple of days at least) the dns entry had changed to point to 127.0.0.1.
I look forward to sending http://goatse.cx to many people in the future.
Personally, I think that the Receiver is the one of the most disgusting pictures I have ever seen, but I have come to realize that that isn't the point. It's not about being disgusted by seeing it...it's about seeing *others* be disgusted when you show it to them :) And that is what life is all about.
Thanks.


Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2000 05:07:08 -0500
From: jessica
To: feedback@goatse.cx, Microsoft Outlook Express Team <oe5@microsoft.com>
Subject: goddamn these fascists

hey to all the people who find this website offensive and disgusting. its called freedom of speech. let this person have his website and if you morons dont like it, then dont visit the website and bitch about how its scarred you for life. this site is like no other and will remain so and if you have a problem with it, you can go worship tipper gore and oprah winfrey until you die in a plane crash.


Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2000 02:42:54 +0200
From: STRAND┼S

i guess there is two kind of people in this world my friend, the once who hates this page and those who loves it! im the kind who loves it and i love it more and more for each time i see the face on my friends when i show it to them.
and that dude "firewall" is really ROCKIN for what he did =)


Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000 22:10:11 EDT
From: illiteratekids

haha where did you get this photo?? IS THAT YOU?!?!
i put it up for my wallpaper so my roomate would have to stare at it each time he turned on the computer...
he loves me so much now ;x
-jeni


Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000 23:48:15 EDT
From: ABuTT17KISS
Subject: that shit is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was laughing my ass off .....i was like "o....hell....no"


Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2000 01:00:01 -0500
From: Anonymous
Subject: Feedback on the cult phenomenon, goatse.cx

With the rising infamy that has slowly yet surely accumulated since this brainchild of some perverse yet obscure net personality was concieved, http://www.goatse.cx/ must be set aside for what it is, and examined with a non-objective perspective. /How/ has this web page of such striking simplicity touched so many lives in profound, sometimes even disturbed ways? Why? What is the driving force that unites so many with pictures of grotesquely disfigured anal orifices and enlarged penile organs strung to the tune of a slight yet playful homoerrotic touch? With so many responses discerned thus far, all with varying opinions as to the value of this artistic statement, the world may indeed never know, and with that, we are left instead to simply enjoy in awestruck glory the beauty of The Receiver, and The Giver.


Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2000 22:09:32 -0400
From: David M.
Subject: Sellout!

What's going on with goatse.cx? Disclaimers? Official feedback? BANNER ADS? Man, now it's all about the fame, isn't it? This isn't the goatse.cx *I* know. It used to be about the gaping anus, man.


Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 18:19:38 +0200
From: llito16
Subject: nice

ok, the first picture is the JAPANESE FLAG, but which country is the big plonker guy from?
Fa


Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 16:03:45 -0600
From: Abi H.
Subject: great

Hey now I am not the only one with an ass like that. I am glad to know that I am no longer a loner. Thank you for putting that poor unfortunate soul onto this site.


Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 21:58:20 -0400
From: Dig Dug
Subject: Please remove my picture from your site.

Dear Sir,

I have noticed that my picture appears on your web site, at <http://www.goatse.cx/>. I have consulted my attorney, and believe that it is my right to request that this picture is removed. The picture is hosted on your web server, at <http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg>. Please remove this picture as soon as possible, so that I do not have to resort to legal action.

Sincerely,
Yam Sthruss


Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 10:00:37 -0700
From: Scott A.
Subject: First Time

Thanks for ruining my lunch dude. That's some sick shit


Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 21:45:14 +0200
From: Simon Putz
Subject: cool site

hehe hey funny pics
hey do you know sigfried and roy ?
eheheh
fucking fags
want a mirror ?


Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 23:32:03 -0400
From: Alex W.
Subject: THat shit is just plain nasty

I hope u know something that shit is very nasty and u guys are very sick. i was wondering so u have fun playing w/ ur ass hole and tearing that shit u r fucking nasty fuck head. Your asshole is ment for shit to come out not for u to put shit in ok u nasty uncle fucker.


Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 03:35:30 -0400
From: TRoLLaXoR
Subject: Re: Awesome

The site rules.
I use it all the time, as do many others, to troll on Slashdot.
I consider the site an invaluable tool for trolling that no troll should ever be without.
-TRoLLaXoR


Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 05:04:20 -0500
From: Victor
Subject: wow

Giver/Reciever guy,
You are god.
Such an insightful portrayal of the human experience is truly touching.
Bless you.
Victor


Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 00:12:06 -0400
From: Joel B.
Subject: wow!

I would like to say first off that this site is nasty....then again i want to meet the guy with the enormous dick!(i'm a chick by the way)....also, i didn't see a set of balls on the reciever...what happened to them? fuck ya later...bye bye


Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 03:17:05 EDT
From: QuiG199548
Subject: ya know

that is some sick shit, not that it's not funny becuz it is but DAMN, that's some sick shit!


Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 18:47:37 +0200
From: philipp m.

Que puto asco , baya pedazo de ojete mas gordo y asqueroso , y la polla mas falsa que su puta madre , os recomiendo que cambieis las fotos no siempre las mismas . Aqui teneis una foto que podeis poner.


Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 19:07:43 -0500 (CDT)
From: kimberly w.
Subject: your pic

Your site rocks. Screw all of the assholes who can't take a fucking joke. Don't take it down unless you got something better. Please get that man some cream or something. Goatse.cx forever.


Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 22:16:00 EDT
From: Rocko4482
Subject: PLoP?

You need some Pics of Dead Niggers, and Jews.....And I think if you had Less Pics of Guy's Assholes that I would be able to view your site with MY EYES OPEN.
Just Remember, A Goat is a Terrible Thing To Waste.....And its Not your Fault a Goat Has An Asshole.
L8er,
HaKs


Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 06:54:05 -0500
From: L Johnson
Subject: yo

jes wanted to give you props man, i've had this site in favs for about a year and a half and its still a diamond in the rough :) keep it up forever so that our children and our children's children can see the site's legacy in all its glory.......or some shit.....whatever...cya


Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 23:25:26 +0800
From: C.K.W.

You Sick cum guzzling fist fucking homo gay arse licking cunts.
Thats fucking sick sloppy hole cunts
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Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 16:18:34 GMT
From: twix crunch
Subject: Public Skate

Would you be so kind as to allow me to have a POP account for giver@goatse.cx? I have a hard time meeting ladies, so fooling them into thinking I was that well-endowed gentleman would probably give me a better chance.


Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 16:19:43 -0700
From: WIEGS
Subject: Damn...

That guys shaft is bigger than my fucking leg. LOL Nice site. : )


Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 18:34:00 -0400
From: Matt S.
Subject: bwahaha

ROFL!! I was told to go to that site for fixing someone's computer problem but I SAW THAT PIC AAAAGGHHH!!!!!!!@#@#%@ then I showed that site to my ex after we broke up and she has had nightmares since then
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaahahahahahaha


Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2000 00:13:47 EDT
From: Kevin from virginia
Subject: awesome site man

man i love your site... a lot of people say that your site is sick, but what the fuck do you expect with a name like that!? keep up the good work and put up some more of those humorous pics


Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2000 02:22:23 EDT
From: HIPPYCHICK6366

THAT FUCKING GROSS U PERVS.


Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2000 21:34:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: Woo-Fung Poo
Subject: ~~Nodda~~

Kick ass site. It's funny. One prob with it. the word "goat" is in the domain name. I tried to get my friend to go to it but he wouldn't cuz he thought it was some animal sex page. Can you change the name some how. (Another reason for doing it is that the name has gotten hella popular even just gegtting a different name and have that site redirect you to goatse.cx would be kewl). Keep that grosed out site going!!!! Everyone on 2600 irc server admires it.


Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2000 16:30:03 EDT
From: TapperJT125
Subject: Cool Pictures

I am a fine ass girl and me and all my friends think these are the sexiest pictures ever. I must admit that I masturbate to this site with my vibrator when ever I am alone. I think the guy with the big dick is fine and I want to fuck him bad. The assman is okay I can always relate to that picture. I put links from all my sites I made to go to this site and am recommending it to everybody. Just keep on making more great pictures


Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2000 20:36:14 EDT
From: ChaoticChronic
Subject: Anybody Hungry?

That flic made me hungrier and hornier than I ever been in my life!!! Thank you for the enlightning experience :)


Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000 00:39:33 -0500
From: C
Subject: email

I just came to the site to read the email. Why isn't there more?


Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000 21:11:15 EDT
From: Sony
Subject: wicked!

I can never look at a man the same way again.


Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 03:37:30 +0200
From: CoCoS

xDDDD es la pagina estrella del www!


[01/25/2002 23:55] accomplice: hey
[01/25/2002 23:55] unsuspecting romantic: hmm-whose this?
[01/25/2002 23:56] accomplice: check this out this guy down the hall just gave me this link
[01/25/2002 23:56] accomplice: it's hilarious
[01/25/2002 23:56] accomplice: http://www.goatse.cx/loopback.jpg
[01/25/2002 23:56] unsuspecting romantic: who are u tho???
[01/25/2002 23:57] accomplice: this is john
[01/25/2002 23:57] accomplice: new sn
[01/25/2002 23:57] accomplice: as a joke
[01/25/2002 23:57] accomplice: for my friend
[01/25/2002 23:57] accomplice: check out the site

conspirator (1:00:18 AM): cant you tell
conspirator (1:00:19 AM): if she went?
accomplice (1:00:24 AM): if you have her ip
conspirator (1:00:32 AM): it's ###.###.###
conspirator (1:00:33 AM): i think
conspirator (1:00:45 AM): i can go find out
accomplice (1:00:50 AM): not in the log
accomplice (1:00:50 AM): :-(
conspirator (1:01:08 AM): aWW SHE DIDNT GO
accomplice (1:01:11 AM): oh wait
accomplice (1:01:13 AM): yeah she did
accomplice (1:01:14 AM): HAHAHA
accomplice (1:01:20 AM): ###.###.### - - [26/Jan/2002:00:06:25 -0600] "GET /loopback.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 17363 "-" "Mozilla/4.74 [en]C-CCK-MCD (Win98; U)"
accomplice (1:01:29 AM): owned

[01/26/2002 00:04] unsuspecting romantic: you are a SICKO
[01/26/2002 00:04] unsuspecting romantic: i have no idea who u are
[01/26/2002 00:04] unsuspecting romantic: bye


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